So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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