at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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