I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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