so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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