I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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