1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Can I color on your dick again?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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