Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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