David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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