Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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