weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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