i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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