This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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