So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
soo... how was my night?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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