Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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