You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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