I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize