What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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50% drunk capacity currently
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize