So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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