life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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