So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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