I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He did a backflip because drugs
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