New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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