stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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