how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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