I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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