I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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