what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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