Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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