Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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