is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?