those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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