Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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