No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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