I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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