I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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