its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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