drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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