Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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