Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again