she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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