I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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