There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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