You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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