Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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