my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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