i don't like sucking hair
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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