I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
