What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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