oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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