how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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