Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
do nipples grow back?
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